5ive Star Gear Lemon Grenade Paperweight

Are you tired of your bland, boring desk setup? Do you yearn for that extra *oomph* to really make your workspace pop? Well, soldier, do I have the solution for you! Introducing the 5ive Star Gear Lemon Grenade Paperweight - your ultimate ticket to office supremacy and man cave glory!

Picture this: you stroll into your workspace, ready to tackle the day like the hero you are. But wait, what's that sitting majestically on your desk? Is it a lemon? Nope, it's not your ordinary fruit; it's a **lemon grenade**! This bad boy isn't just any old desk ornament - it's a replica so lifelike, you'll have to resist the urge to pull the pin and throw it!

Crafted with precision and care, these grenades are practically indistinguishable from the real deal. Made in the good ol' USA, you can trust that each grenade is a testament to American craftsmanship. And let me tell you, holding one of these babies in your hand, you'll feel like you're back on the battlefield, ready to conquer whatever challenges come your way.

Now, I know what you're thinking. "But what if it arrives looking a little rough around the edges?" Fear not, my friend! These grenades might come with a bit of battle scars, a touch of oxidation or rust, but that's all part of their charm. A quick rub with some steel wool, and voila! Good as new! It's like giving your grenade a spa day before it settles into its rightful place on your desk.

And let's not forget the conversation starter aspect. Oh yes, get ready to be the envy of your coworkers as they gather 'round to admire your lemony delight. "Where did you get that?" they'll ask, their eyes wide with wonder. "Oh, just a little something I picked up," you'll reply, with a wink and a grin. And just like that, you've become the office legend.

But wait, there's more! These grenades aren't just for the office. Oh no, they're perfect for man caves, military shadow boxes, or any fun project you can dream up. Whether you're a hardcore gun enthusiast or just someone who appreciates a good conversation piece, the 5ive Star Gear Lemon Grenade Paperweight is the perfect addition to your arsenal.

So what are you waiting for, soldier? Take your workspace from drab to fab with the click of a button. Order your very own lemon grenade today and get ready to unleash a barrage of compliments and envy from all who behold its glory! Just remember, this grenade may be inert, but its impact is anything but.

These grenades feel like the real thing.  Because of their cast iron construction they might arrive looking like they were just picked up off the battle field with a bit of oxidation or rust.  Nothing that a few seconds of steel wool can't take care of.

• Inert copies made from genuine molds
• Complete replica includes head, ring and spoon assembly
• Made in USA

These grenades cannot be shipped outside of the United States nor to California.